Monday, 4/1/19

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez To Ask That A Tax On Distance Running Be Added To Green New Deal. And lots more.

April Fool, n. The March fool with another month added to his folly. ~Ambrose Bierce, The Devil’s Dictionary

The 5000m has been crucial for my career and has helped me to become the athlete I am today…~Eliud Kipchoge

My lady and Don are renewing our New Year’s resolutions for another 90 days. Don’s:

1. No alcohol, sugar, or junk.
2. Decaf only in the morning or at an outside function. Regular coffee only for long drives.
3. No gossip.
4. Decreased computer time.
5. Do procrastinated tasks assigned by my lady.
6. Do good works.
7. Increase sleep time.

You couldn’t call it flying. Photo