Smartphones more deadly than terrorists. https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2017-10-17/smartphones-are-killing-americans-but-nobody-s-counting
Now if you would just lose some pounds… http://www.runningforfitness.org/calc/diet/weighteffect
Ban the heiny huggers? http://newyork.cbslocal.com/2017/10/16/sayville-cross-country/